My Rollover

Daddy says I'm like a cross between a circus animal and a poltergeist.
He says that I'm learning new tricks, but only showing evidence of them. Twice now, M&D've left me playing on my play mat in my room, and when they are out and doing other things, I've completed a full roll from my
back to my tummy. They come back into my room to find me face down. That'll teach them not to ignore me. I'm shaming them by not doing my new trick in their presence. Maybe I'll relent, but I think I'll let them sweat for a while. Like the poltergeist I am, I'll see what other tricks I can conjure up. Maybe I'll actually let M&D see next time.